December 2010
16 posts
Vote for me and I'll love you more than long time. →
I'm rubber and you're glue so shut up. →
I'm pretty much the most humble person you'll ever... →
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Please vote for my shirt on Threadless! (once... →
I can't lick ANYTHING in my room without getting...
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We are on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps6cYtu2px8&t=02m33s
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Not-jokes
What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub. One man...
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Ok, so...
After 2 hours of trying to figure out how to make thread work properly I have decided that sewing machines are fucking awesome, complicated, super frustrating, and hard to use. The future of my amazing wardrobe and store hinge on me being able to work this stupid thing.
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Bad ass semi-improvised dinner
I made rice, chicken with “Panda Express Kung Pao” sauce, and mixed vegetables with other stir-fry sauce. I was horrified to find that I didn’t have any soy sauce. I can’t have rice without it. Here’s what I did with it instead and it’s awesome:
2 cups of rice
1 can of corn
1 can of diced tomatoes with the chilis
cilantro!
2 tbsp butter
Toss it all up...