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Sep 30, 2012
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richwhitelesbian:

my dream date? we’re in a nice restaurant, youre a squid. i look down at my menu and everything on it is bugs. i ask the waitress for something without bugs and she laughs and hands me a glass full of bugs. i look back at you and youre a chair on a chair now. nobody notices this. the restaurant changed into my basement at some point and my house is flying. maybe i get to second base.

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