“… he needs to introduce himself to America again.  I mean sure, we met him briefly at the Republican convention, during the primaries, during the 2008 primaries, and when he was governor of Massachusetts, but he just, he just won’t stick!  He’s like that guy at a party you’ve seen a million times but you can’t remember his name.  That’s why he trails not only Obama in the polls, but also ‘What’s Goin’ On, Big Guy?’ and ‘Hey There, Cheif!’”

 Stephen Colbert, “The Colbert Report” Oct. 3, 2012