Women in the video game world
“…I loved Asura’s Wrath probably more than it deserved, but that level was poisoned. Not by the fact that it’s basically a lump of dumb quick-time events, but because there’s an achievement for staring at a pair of tits! If Mass Effect had a completely optional dick in a cupboard that you only see if you travel to the most remote planet, the more bat-shit Christian groups would claim that Bioware were recruiting gays for a massive bumming platoon. But an achievement practically gripping your head and saying ‘Look at them, look at the tits.’ is saying to any girls that might be playing, ‘screw you, this is the way the world works and we’re 100% behind it…TITS.’”
I am laughing so hard that it’s difficult to type this because my keyboard is covered in tears.
I cannot stop laughing.
Super Марио Brothers (by rawrderder)
“Have you ever had a dream that sss that you uhm you had you would could you do you wid you want some you could do so you do could you want you want you want to do you so much you could do anything?”
I can never get enough of this.